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Kids Say the Darndest Things Part 2

by: 
debbie

In 2016, we took a moment to appreciate the hilarious things our kids say. 

This just happens to be one of the highlights of parenthood and we can't get enough of little kids saying hilarious things. We decided to go back for a second look at even more occasions where parents were floored by the funny things that came out of their kids mouths. Sure it can be embarrassing, but having a small child is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

They have no filter and these funny one-liners usually make a grand appearance at the worst possible moment but of course it makes us laugh till' we cry and we wouldn't have it any other way. 

Here's 10 of the funniest tweets parents have shared about their kids.

We dare you not to laugh.

Well dad I guess you can't argue that logic. Sounds like you might wind up sleeping outside. 

 

Girl, we understand the dilemma. If only periods were only during business days, skipped holidays and celebrations. The world might just be a nicer place.

 

Well hopefully they decided to go with cell phone insurance. We'll never understand the fascination with putting random objects in the toilet. 

Could you imagine?! That sounds like it would make your lactation consultant's job a little more interesting, or at the very least more challenging.

 

Be right back, we're just going to crawl under this rock over here from second hand embarassment. Luckily for us, most adults understand the phenomenon that is children.

 

Well that's a conversation we bet he wasn't prepared to have today. 

 

Now you know how some folks feel about sneaking a boozy coffee cup into work on Mondays. 

 

We understand where she's coming from, and we also now understand where lost socks disappear to.

 

Oh wait, you thought you were going to use the bathroom uninterrupted? Sounds like you're new in town. We'll give you the tour. 

 

I think we have a very sucessful future lawyer on our hands here. 

 

This is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the funny things our kids say. 

Even if its usually awkward, uncomfortable or incredibly embarassing, we can't help but shake our heads and laugh because they are constantly catching us off guard with the things our little ones say. Oh and share the love with the vast expanses of the internet, we always need a good laugh.

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